The greatest cat in the world, my cat Salad. This is how he relaxes & sleeps. My God, what a ridiculous ball of lard & fur. I laugh every time I look at this picture.
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
(via sarahbearlovesyou)
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
(via renee-beaute-and-esperer)
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
omfg
(via misses-samtastic)
