This dog looks like a grumpy old man.

This dog looks like a grumpy old man.

randonesia:

The greatest cat in the world, my cat Salad. This is how he relaxes & sleeps. My God, what a ridiculous ball of lard & fur. I laugh every time I look at this picture.

randonesia:

The greatest cat in the world, my cat Salad. This is how he relaxes & sleeps. My God, what a ridiculous ball of lard & fur. I laugh every time I look at this picture.

(via 26180)

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via sarahbearlovesyou)

Everybody. Meet Kraken. The newest member of the family.

Everybody. Meet Kraken. The newest member of the family.

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

(via renee-beaute-and-esperer)

bboysonic:

bust the move

bboysonic:

bust the move

(via misses-samtastic)

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like
“oh hot reservoirthis is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did 



I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

pauloferreiraa:

skittle-happy-matt:

loki-princeofcats:

lusilly:

At first I was like

“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”

and it didn’t make sense

but then it did 

image

I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.

omfg

(via misses-samtastic)